according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
(Source: ronaldtherapist)
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane)